Another contribution recently. Also, Grandma, again, turn off the computer.
1. Fart. A lot. Just get it all out. But like a lady, so curtsy a little.
2. Bleach lady holes.
3. Eat a lot of pineapple and kiwi because we read somewhere that those fruits make our lady twats taste yummy.
4. Practice fellatio on carrots. All ladies do this all of the time.
5. Nothing. We are ladies. You just want to fuck us.