September 2011
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Just realized that I did not have any of my messaging enabled. Sad because I think people really, really want to talk to me.
August 2011
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The work of my muse?
Have you ever fought a sentence? Rolled with over in your mind? Screamed for it to say ‘uncle?’ All because you didn’t want it to be true, to allow its natural progression point. You thought you could send it away or veer it in another direction. But it returns. It haunts you because the words are no longer in your control, rather creating themselves and hoping to be captured.
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Date night.
Just finished watching The Man in the Moon and I’m still bawling my eyes out. Gonna go curl up in the fetal position and not think about the fact that there is no longer wine in my fridge.
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Does 2 + 2 not equal 4?
soulandexterior:
PIE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX
1,000 times yes.
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Checkmate.
She reminded me of a girl I grew up with back in Glenwood. She had a slight overbite and her mouth hung half open even while relaxing. Tall and skinny, she pushed her pelvis forward and slouched her shoulders. Her breasts sagged and she spoke with her hands: long, slender fingers that had an awkward quality to them, unnaturally flexing and tightening along with the words.
She couldn’t have been...
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In the city.
What happened to the days where a young lady could get drunk in peace on her stoop on a lovely Sunday evening? Hello, Senor Crackhead, wandering in my alleyway gabbing away on a cell phone about how you need $25 to turn on your cell phone… that you’re talking into… please don’t stab me.
Sometimes, I miss the corn and the quiet.
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Why I am the coolest person you will ever know.
Today, while quoting a hot shot for a customer, he decided to make a Star Trek reference saying, “Beam me up, Scotty.” He also thought my name was Scotty. At this I decide to open my mouth for argument because it’s just so much fun.
Me: Did you know that in the series and the movies, Kirk actually never says, “Beam me up, Scotty.” He says, “Beam us up,...
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Whip it?
Tryouts are coming up for the Omaha Roller Girls and I think I’m gonna do it. So, with that said, all that needs to be done is:
1. Re-learn how to roller skate.
2. Come up with a cool derby name. (In the works - Kelly Kapoundski)
With 13+ years of soccer under my belt, I’ve already got the hip checkin’ and bitch attitude down.
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