I was leaning too far forward in my chair when it fell on top of me, smashing into my head, its wheels clanging against the back of the desk. When a coworker yelled down to me asking if I was okay my response was only to shout as loudly as possible, “Nothing happened! This isn’t real!” As if this is a normal response. Although it sounded more like NOTHINGHAPPENEDTHISISN’TREAL!!!!
And then I went back to watching Parks & Recreation.