Today is Towel Day! →
somethingintellectual: Don’t forget your Towel! “A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under...
This makes me puke and want to punt babies. →
Freddie Mercury makes everything better.
Signs you may have drank way too much last...
1. You puke in the bathroom stall of the club and then go back out dancing and ordering more shots. 2. You get lost in a residential neighborhood far away from the interstate when you decided to drive home and you call a friend and ask them to “un-lost” you. 3. You fall just slightly to the left of your bed, land on the ground face down, naked, and decide that the maroon carpet...
I once had a friend who stole boys’ hats as an inclination that she wanted them to kiss her. Not right away, of course, but to end up kissing would be nice. She thought it nothing to lean over and pluck a hat that sat snugly on the head of a pre-pubescent boy and dangle it smugly before his eyes, placing it on her own head and then begin staring poignantly in his direction, hoping that he...
Recommend for Tumblr Tuesday? I think yes :) →
I’ve been quiet this last month. A lot has happened and not happened. No worries, though, I’ll be better about sharing this month.